Do Virgins Taste Better.
A dragon has come to our village today,
We’ve asked him to leave but he won’t go away,
Now he’s talked to our king and they’ve worked out a deal,
No more homes shall he burn and no crops shall he steal.
Now there is just one catch, We dislike it a bunch,
Twice a year he invites him, A virgin to lunch.
Well we’ve no other choice so the deal we’ll respect,
But we can’t help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty or sweet, or more juicy or what,
Do you savour them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now we’d like to be rid you, and many have tried,
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide,
We hope that some day some brave knight will come by,
‘Cause we can’t wait around till you’re too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty they always are pure,
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favourite entrée is barbecued wench,
Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty or sweet, or more juicy or what,
Do you savour them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
Now we’ve found a solution it works out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but Virgins to eat,
No more will our numbers ever grow small,
We’ll simply make sure there’s no virgins at all.
Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty or sweet, or more juicy or what,
Do you savour them slowly, gulp them down on the spot?
Do Virgins taste better than those who are not?
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